Saturday, November 10, 2012

Blonde Joke:-D

Thanks Ruthie!
 
 
 
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
...

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Dear Conservative Politicians......




AND NOW IN OUR WHITE HOUSE







Dear Conservative Politicians,

Where have you all gone? Why are you believing the lies and the manipulations that the communist are telling you?
You may ask "what communist?"
The communist that are hiding behind the mask of liberal democrats, socialist(this term really puts a nice face on communism), and many other disguises designed to make you feel good when you say it.
You conservatives have lost your spines, you have become weak and have lost your ability to stand against communism effectively. This is a growing problem with the GOP. We have lost two presidential elections to a communist because conservatives have lost their way.
Republican voters are tired of the garbage that you keep nominating for Presidential Candidates. We are disgusted with your inability to debate properly because you have bought the LIE of political correctness. The only correctness that you should be worried with is BIBLICAL CORRECTNESS! Ronald Reagan was the last president this country had that did as the Bible tells us to do, and that is to CALL EVIL, EVIL! Quit worrying about what man thinks of you and your campaign and start worrying about what God Almighty thinks about you and your morals then maybe we can start trusting you and stop thinking of you as a bunch of weasels!
Communist have made it to the White House and have won it again. You republicans have sold out because you do not take a stand on the issues, and thinking conservatives and passionate christian conservatives will not throw away their vote on men who are intimidated by popular opinion.
The communist have almost accomplished everything in the Communist Manifesto. READ IT! Knowledge is power! Here is an excerpt from section II as it plainly details what is happening in our country today:

1. Abolition of property in land and application of all rents of land to public purposes.

2. A heavy progressive or graduated income tax.

3. Abolition of all right of inheritance.

4. Confiscation of the property of all emigrants and rebels.

5. Centralization of credit in the hands of the State, by means of a national bank with State capital and an exclusive monopoly.

6. Centralization of the means of communication and transport in the hands of the State.

7. Extension of factories and instruments of production owned by the State; the bringing into cultivation of waste-lands, and the improvement of the soil generally in accordance with a common plan.

8. Equal liability of all to labour. Establishment of industrial armies, especially for agriculture.

9. Combination of agriculture with manufacturing industries; gradual abolition of the distinction between town and country, by a more equitable distribution of the population over the country.

10. Free education for all children in public schools. Abolition of children's factory labour in its present form and combination of education with industrial production.

Is this list not indicative of everything Communist Party Leader Barrack Obama stands for? Is this what America is becoming? YES!! Wake up! Grow a spine, Republicans, or lose my support! Send us Godly Christian men and women to vote for. The only Christian Conservative that was on the ballot had to run as a third party candidate because the GOP is afraid to make a Godly stand. And no, Mormons do not follow Christ as God, but as a man. This takes the main ingredient out of Christianity.
Republican Party, you had better get back to basics or you will only exists in history. What are the basics? I'll give you a list of a few in order of importance:

     1. GOD. Not Allah, nor Buddha, or any other worshipped being. GOD! The
     God of Israel. The God of Christianity. His name is Jehovah!
     2. COUNTRY. The USA. Not Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan, Mexico, or anyone else. AMERICA! We must be a Superpower again, and be proud to be one!
      3. FAMILY. One male husband and father, one female wife and mother,
      their children.
     4. Relentlessly attack the issues destroying the moral fiber of this country.
           a. Stop calling murder anything but what it is, MURDER! It is
           not abortion. It is murder! It is also Genocide, because we are
          murdering our own young! INSANE!!
          b. Homosexuality is a perversion of God's natural laws and
          cannot be allowed to pervert the sanctity of marriage or
         family(of which God created both).
         c. Stop the relentless attack on God in this nation. Put prayer
         back in our schools and fight fight fight for God, even if you
         can't win!

I make no apologies for offending women who have had someone murder their babies. It is murder! Even through rape that child deserves to live, but the man that raped must be brought to justice, if not death then unanesthetized castration. Brutal, but very effective. I make no other apologies either. I know what the word of God says, and there is healing and forgiveness if you ask.
It is vital that our leaders fear God, but they also need to ask Him for guidance. It seems that part of being a politician is having a huge ego. Conservatives, you MUST humble yourself and ask God for guidance. Pray that He guides your mouth, and your footsteps. Cry out to Him! Start leading this country having faith that The Creator is leading you because you ask Him for help. Quit trying to be politically correct and strive to be SPIRITUALLY CORRECT! Do this for GOD AND COUNTRY!
We have lost another presidential election to a communist because God is being ignored. He will bring this nation to its knees one way or another! Praise Him on your country's behalf. America needs leaders who are unafraid to lead Godly lives. Call evil, EVIL. Stand up against our enemies. Be strong! Be AMERICAN!!

God Bless America


Location:Mayo, LA

Monday, November 5, 2012

The Story of Balaam's Donkey




Does your donkey have to break your foot, then speak to you before you will open your eyes and ears to what God is trying to show you? Have ears to hear, eyes to see, and a silent donkey!

And the children of Israel set forward, and pitched in the plains of Moab on this side Jordan by Jericho. And Balak the son of Zippor saw all that Israel had done to the Amorites. And Moab was sore afraid of the people, because they were many: and Moab was distressed because of the children of Israel. And Moab said unto the elders of Midian, Now shall this company lick up all that are round about us, as the ox licketh up the grass of the field. And Balak the son of Zippor was king of the Moabites at that time. He sent messengers therefore unto Balaam the son of Beor to Pethor, which is by the river of the land of the children of his people, to call him, saying, Behold, there is a people come out from Egypt: behold, they cover the face of the earth, and they abide over against me: Come now therefore, I pray thee, curse me this people; for they are too mighty for me: peradventure I shall prevail, that we may smite them, and that I may drive them out of the land: for I wot that he whom thou blessest is blessed, and he whom thou cursest is cursed. And the elders of Moab and the elders of Midian departed with the rewards of divination in their hand; and they came unto Balaam, and spake unto him the words of Balak. And he said unto them, Lodge here this night, and I will bring you word again, as the Lord shall speak unto me: and the princes of Moab abode with Balaam. And God came unto Balaam, and said, What men are these with thee? And Balaam said unto God, Balak the son of Zippor, king of Moab, hath sent unto me, saying, Behold, there is a people come out of Egypt, which covereth the face of the earth: come now, curse me them; peradventure I shall be able to overcome them, and drive them out. And God said unto Balaam, Thou shalt not go with them; thou shalt not curse the people: for they are blessed. And Balaam rose up in the morning, and said unto the princes of Balak, Get you into your land: for the Lord refuseth to give me leave to go with you. And the princes of Moab rose up, and they went unto Balak, and said, Balaam refuseth to come with us. And Balak sent yet again princes, more, and more honourable than they. And they came to Balaam, and said to him, Thus saith Balak the son of Zippor, Let nothing, I pray thee, hinder thee from coming unto me: For I will promote thee unto very great honour, and I will do whatsoever thou sayest unto me: come therefore, I pray thee, curse me this people. And Balaam answered and said unto the servants of Balak, If Balak would give me his house full of silver and gold, I cannot go beyond the word of the Lord my God, to do less or more. Now therefore, I pray you, tarry ye also here this night, that I may know what the Lord will say unto me more. And God came unto Balaam at night, and said unto him, If the men come to call thee, rise up, and go with them; but yet the word which I shall say unto thee, that shalt thou do. And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. And God's anger was kindled because he went: and the angel of the Lord stood in the way for an adversary against him. Now he was riding upon his ass, and his two servants were with him. And the ass saw the angel of the Lord standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and the ass turned aside out of the way, and went into the field: and Balaam smote the ass, to turn her into the way. But the angel of the Lord stood in a path of the vineyards, a wall being on this side, and a wall on that side. And when the ass saw the angel of the Lord, she thrust herself unto the wall, and crushed Balaam's foot against the wall: and he smote her again. And the angel of the Lord went further, and stood in a narrow place, where was no way to turn either to the right hand or to the left. And when the ass saw the angel of the Lord, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff. And the Lord opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times? And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee. And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay. Then the Lord opened the eyes of Balaam, and he saw the angel of the Lord standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and he bowed down his head, and fell flat on his face. And the angel of the Lord said unto him, Wherefore hast thou smitten thine ass these three times? behold, I went out to withstand thee, because thy way is perverse before me: And the ass saw me, and turned from me these three times: unless she had turned from me, surely now also I had slain thee, and saved her alive. And Balaam said unto the angel of the Lord, I have sinned; for I knew not that thou stoodest in the way against me: now therefore, if it displease thee, I will get me back again. And the angel of the Lord said unto Balaam, Go with the men: but only the word that I shall speak unto thee, that thou shalt speak. So Balaam went with the princes of Balak. And when Balak heard that Balaam was come, he went out to meet him unto a city of Moab, which is in the border of Arnon, which is in the utmost coast. And Balak said unto Balaam, Did I not earnestly send unto thee to call thee? wherefore camest thou not unto me? am I not able indeed to promote thee to honour? And Balaam said unto Balak, Lo, I am come unto thee: have I now any power at all to say any thing? the word that God putteth in my mouth, that shall I speak. And Balaam went with Balak, and they came unto Kirjath–huzoth. And Balak offered oxen and sheep, and sent to Balaam, and to the princes that were with him. And it came to pass on the morrow, that Balak took Balaam, and brought him up into the high places of Baal, that thence he might see the utmost part of the people. (Numbers 22:1-41 KJV)


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Sunday, November 4, 2012

To Christians....Before You Vote

If you walked into the voting booth today and there were no names to vote for, you knew nothing of the media bias for the candidates, and the only options were MUSLIM, MORMON, and BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN, which would you vote for?
Please pray for Gods guidance on Tuesday, and remember that your voice of a vote is never wasted when you vote for the person that best represents you. Constitution Party candidate Virgil Goode is a born again Christian and is on the ballot. Www.constitutionparty.com

Homeless Savior

Homeless
Written by S Benner




“Each day Jesus was teaching at the temple, and each evening He went out to spend the night on the hill called the Mount of Olives, and all the people came early in the morning to hear Him at the temple.” (Luke 21:37-38)

Have you ever contemplated the homelessness of Jesus?

“Jesus replied, ‘Foxes have dens and birds have nests, but the Son of Man has no place to lay his head.’” (Matthew 8:20)

This is more than just a metaphorical picture. Jesus didn’t have a home. The Bible doesn’t mention Him owning anything. In the midst of recording Jesus’ teaching, Luke casually mentions that Jesus spent each night on the Mount of Olives, the hill outside Jerusalem.

Though the gospel writers give little attention to this fact, we dare not romanticize it. Surely Jesus did experience beautiful evenings in the olive grove, away from the crowds, with the stars shining overhead. But other nights it rained or even snowed. Sometimes cold winds blew. Jesus endured hard ground, darkness and loneliness.

How does Jesus’ homelessness impact us? Though not a command that we must follow, it does require us to pause and think. Too often the desire for comfort drives me. Luxury and convenience become needs rather than wants. Material possessions clutter my focus and prevent me from seeking God. I stress about many things. Jesus owned nothing, yet He didn’t worry about His next meal. He trusted God for everything He needed.

I also need to consider my attitudes toward others. Though Jesus likely trained as a carpenter, during the three years of His ministry He didn’t work to provide for Himself or for His mother. Did people look at Him and say, “Get a job”? Jesus can help me see differently, because He knows what it’s like to be homeless.

Holy God, open my eyes to what you want to teach me through these verses. I want to trust You and not worry, to seek You instead of my own comfort, to see every person through Your eyes. Amen

Questions: Does knowing Jesus was homeless change your perspective toward the homeless in your city? What is God nudging you to change as you consider Jesus’ homelessness?

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